Rajnikanth is a legendary actor and a popular Indian personality.He holds a massive fan following because of his stylish gestures, expressions and exceptional dialogs.
He is also a recipient of the Padma Bhushan, India’s 3rd highest civilian honor, for his great contribution to Indian cinema.He was declared as one of the most influential persons in South Asia by Asiaweek.
Rajni is known for his larger than life roles on screen and several of his fans crated social fan pages and blogs started sharing Ranji’s jokes online lately.Here we bring you the 20 most hilarious ones among them.
Sun doesn’t rise until Rajinikanth says ‘Good morning’.Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch.He decides what time it is.If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs.it’s time for next Windows release.Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced! When Rajinikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message! Rajinikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral! Rajinikanth wear sunglasses to protect the Sun from his rage!” Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.People have to use iphone or Blackberry to update FB status but Rajni does it using his Calculator.Rajnikant was studying in 3rd STD….someone stole his rough note….andNow they call it as ………….Wikipedia…Crazy people!!!! When Rajnikant was a Student…….
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!! Rajnikant purchased a road roller…Guess why??????…To Iron his Clothes Rajnikant started college.All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is “Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.
Rajnikant was shot today…Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow…J ikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking – “Solve any 100 questions” He solved all 150 and wrote, ” Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!” Rajni can walk faster than light….“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed; it can only be changed from one form to another”.
Once upon a time…Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth…Today that powder is known as….“AMBUJA CEMENT’’ 19.Rajnikanth was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
20 “Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012….Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three Years warranty”….
Just for erecting few laughs.Hope all took it sportively…))))
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